thebeespatella

I have recently written limericks in: due South, Interview with the Vampire (TV), Murderbot, Star Wars Original & Prequel Trilogies, and Venom (Movies). Go here for the links and summaries, in alphabetical order by fandom.

I would be happy to write more, so if reading my limericks makes you want more of them, prompt at will.

Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:

( due South )

( Interview with the Vampire (TV) )

( Murderbot Diaries )

( Star Wars Original Trilogy )

( Star Wars Prequel Trilogy )

( Venom Movies )

Winter companions (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Hondo Ohnaka
Additional Tags: Quintuple Drabble, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:

When Obi-Wan walks into the cantina in Mos Eisley, there is only one pilot there. On the plus side, he's very happy to see Obi-Wan.

I am still accepting donations and prompts here if you want me to write for you!

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We were foolish, we were young (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Satine Kryze
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Drabble, Reunions
Series: Part 3 of Disaster Lineage + Psychic Wolves
Summary:

Satine meets Obi-Wan's wolf.

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Not an asinine question (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Indigo & Abigail Kamara
Characters: Indigo (Rivers of London), Abigail Kamara
Additional Tags: Drabble
Summary:

Indigo and Abigail walk in the park.

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Cross purposes, St. Andrew's and otherwise (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Benjamin Sisko
Characters: Julian Bashir, Benjamin Sisko
Additional Tags: Drabble
Summary:

Sisko and Bashir are looking for Garak for different reasons.

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Sir, yes, sir (89 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clone Trooper Hardcase/CT-7567 | Rex
Characters: Clone Trooper Hardcase (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex
Additional Tags: Poetry, Dom/sub
Series: Part 5 of The more we get together
Summary:

Hardcase doesn't write poetry.

Except when he does.

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THIZ IZ JUST 2 SE (31 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Venom (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Symbiote
Additional Tags: This is Just to Say, Pastiche, Poetry
Series: Part 4 of Venom writes for Eddie
Summary:

Venom responds to a poem Eddie left him with a poem.

"Back off. I have an Intelligence of 6! I think I know what I'm doing."